Wedding cakery – Making the first tier

***DOWNLOAD A PDF OF THE FRUIT CAKE RECIPE INCLUDING 12 INCH ROUND AND SQUARE AND UNUSUAL TINS HERE***

Well, I’ve finally bitten the bullet and started making my wedding cake. On Sunday I set out to make the bottom tier – an epically huge 12 inch square fruit cake, using Delia Smith’s Rich Fruit Cake recipe.(NB this link appears to have gone – try this from the WayBack machine internet archive or use this pdf that I’ve created)

SEE NOTES BELOW ON USING UNUSUAL SHAPED TINS OR A HUGE 12 INCH ROUND CAKE

The helpful “scaling up the fruit cake recipe” guide on her website only goes up to a 10 inch square cake, so I had to do some maths to scale it up to my 12″ square cake tin.  To help all you other bakers out there who suck as badly at maths as I do (although I have a PhD,  numbers are definitely not my forte) here’s the proportions of ingredients I used:

  • Currants 1.35kg
  • Sultanas 525g
  • Raisins 525g
  • (or just use 2.4kg mixed dried fruit)
  • Glacé cherries, finely chopped 165g
  • Mixed peel, finely chopped 165g
  • Brandy 9 tablespoons (well, plus a few sloshes more to be honest…)
  • Plain flour 675g
  • Salt 3/4 level teaspoon
  • Freshly grated nutmeg 3/4 level teaspoon (I used ground)
  • Mixed spice 1.5 level teaspoon
  • Almonds, chopped 165g (I left these out)
  • Soft brown sugar 675g
  • Black treacle 2 ¼ tablespoons
  • Unsalted butter 675g
  • 12 eggs
  • Grated rind of 3 large lemons
  • Grated rind of 3 large oranges

After the sums, the next challenge was working out how to make the damn thing.  Just soaking the dried fruit took up the biggest mixing bowl I own:

2.5kg of dried fruit!

I started by getting everything ready. There was a *lot* of butter:

That's a lot of butter

I put my trusy Kenwood Chef Titanium to work, creaming the butter and sugar, then blending in the eggs and flour. In the end, it was starting to curdle just with the eggs, so I alternated eggs and flour until I’d managed to squeeze everything in. Luckily it did look like proper cake batter at this point, which was reassuring.

Wedding cake batter

Then I had a problem – how to mix in the fruit. I ended up using my huge old stockpot as an improvised mixing bowl. I’m pretty glad that it escaped the last kitchen clearout now, as it’s no good for cooking because the enamel is cracked.

Serious mixing

I’m only little, so to get enough power to mix everything in I had to put it on the floor and use a peculiar rowing motion with the spoon, more like mixing cement than cake.

Then it was time to scoop it all into the tin (not an easy task either) and bung it in the oven. I tied some newspaper round the tin and covered the top with greaseproof paper, to help prevent it from cooking too fast. {Edited to add – as Saint Delia recommends, I cooked it at 140C. Actually I set the oven a bit lower than that as I have an over-enthusiastic fan oven. The sensible thing to do would be to use an oven thermometer to check yours, unless you know it well}

Wedding cake ready for the oven

Four and a half hours later, I tested it with a skewer and declared it done:

Baked wedding cake

I sprinkled a bit more brandy over it, left it to cool and then wrapped it up in greaseproof paper, cling film and tinfoil and put it where the mice can’t get it. Phew!

Edited to add: In response to comments, I’ve worked out the proportions for a 12 inch ROUND Delia fruit cake. These haven’t been checked or tested! This is based on the volume of a 12 inch round cake being approximately 1.25 times the volume of an 11 inch round fruit cake (the largest on the Delia website). Bear in mind this is a bit of an over-calculation. The correct proportions would come out a bit smaller but I’ve done it like this to end up with a whole number of eggs. So you may have batter left over.

  • Currants 1.125kg
  • Sultanas 440g
  • Raisins 440g
  • Glace cherries 140g
  • Mixed peel 140g
  • Brandy 7.5
  • Plain flour 560g
  • Salt ½ level teaspoon
  • Grated Nutmeg 2/3 tsp
  • Mixed spice 1 and ¼ tsp
  • Chopped almonds 140g
  • Soft brown sugar 560g
  • Black treacle 2 tablespoons
  • Unsalted butter 560g
  • 10 eggs
  • Grated rind of 2 large lemons
  • Grated rind of 2 large oranges

Someone also asked about using a heart-shaped tin. Because it’s all done on volume you’ll need to measure the volume of your tin using water. Fill your cake tin with water, to the same level that you’d fill it with cake mixture, then measure how much water you’ve got (in millilitres). One ml of water is one cubic centimetre, if I remember correctly. NB Do this over the sink, unless you want your kitchen to be as wet as mine now is.

I just tested and my 8inch x 8 inch square cake contains roughly 2,000 ml, by way of comparison. So then you need to work out proportionally how much bigger or smaller your heart-shaped tin is, and scale up or down the recipe accordingly.
Based on the number of eggs in the recipe, I’d suggest the following:
Tin volume 2,000ml (2 litres) – use the 9 inch round/ inch square recipe (5 eggs)
Tin volume 1,600 ml (1.6 litres) – use the 8 inch round/7 inch square recipe (4 eggs)
Tin volume 800ml (0.8 litre) – use the 6 inch round/5 inch square recipe (2 eggs)gs)

This year’s Christmas Cake

Christmas cake
Last Christmas I gave you my cake…But the very next day, you put on a stone

The nights are drawing in, the campaign for Christmas number one has started (aka The X Factor), and the girls in the office have already organised a Secret Santa. It must be time to make a Christmas cake.

I’ve been making the same Christmas cake every year since 2003, using a recipe from Delicious magazine – here’s last year’s (pic above). It’s incredibly boozy, phenomenally moist and rich, and will have you pinioned to the sofa in a happy, leaden slump within a few minutes of eating it. In my eyes, this makes it the perfect cake. Your mileage may vary.

Anyway. Here’s the recipe as I make it -you’ll need a food processor. I’d advise you not to drive after eating a slab of it.

Christmas Cake Coma

450g mixed dried fruit
175g ready-to-eat soft prunes
150g glace cherries
100g stem ginger in syrup
75g Candied peel (optional)
Zest of 1 orange
250ml Brandy
175g unsalted butter
175g dark muscovado sugar
4 beaten eggs
1 tablespoon of golden syrup
200g self-raising flour
1tsp vanilla extract

Start at least a day before baking: Put 450g mixed dried fruit, 175g chopped ready-to-eat prunes (the soft type), 150g halved glace cherries and about 100g chopped stem ginger in syrup in a big bowl, along with the zest of a large orange. You can switch some of the dried fruit for dried cranberries, blueberries etc, but usually I can’t be bothered.

Pour over 250ml brandy. Not the really cheap stuff, but it doesn’t have to be Courvoisier. I also tend to bung in a bit of syrup from the stem ginger jar, and also often add about a third of a tub of candied mixed peel.  Cover the bowl with clingfilm and leave it overnight at least, or even longer. Snaffle boozy teaspoonfuls out of it at regular intervals. Just to check it’s OK, obviously…

christmas cake fruit
Mmmmmm boozy fruit…

Baking day! Find your tin – 8 inch diameter loose-base one for preference. Grease it with butter and line the bottom and sides with greaseproof paper (Delia Smith tutorial here). I do enjoy the ritual of this bit.

Get out the food processor and chuck about a third of the boozy fruit mix into it. Whizz to a thick puree.  Taste it again, just to be sure…

Make the cake mix. Preheat the oven to 150C (gas mark 2). Beat together 175g butter with 175g dark muscovado sugar until it’s “light and fluffy”. Or as light and fluffy as it’s ever going to be. I gave it a good 5 mins in the Kenwood Chef.

Beat in 4 beaten eggs, a bit at a time. If it goes curdley (which it will…) chuck in a bit of flour. Stir in the fruit puree, the remaining boozy fruit and brandy, 1 tablespoon of golden syrup, and 200g self-raising flour. Sometimes I also add a teaspoon of vanilla extract. Sometimes I don’t.

Stir it all up and then bung it into the prepared tin.  Level the top, and try to make a bit of a dip towards the centre.  This is a good trick, and gives you a flatter cake which is easier to ice, as the middle tends to rise more.

Stick the tin in the oven and go and find something else to do for about 2-3 hours, depending on the vagaries of your oven. Use a skewer to test if it’s done from about 2 hrs onwards – there should be no gooey mixture stuck to it if it’s cooked.

Christmas cake
This year’s cake – off to stew in a tin for a month or two

Leave the cake to cool in the tin. I usually poke a skewer into it in several places and chuck some more brandy onto it when it’s warm. Wrap it up well in greaseproof paper, then tin foil.

Care and feeding of your cake: Every couple of weeks, unwrap the cake, stab it with a skewer and pour over ashot of brandy. Wrap it back up again and leave it somewhere where the dog can’t get it.

Serving: Ice it however you damn well like, and serve cautiously to non-driving guests.